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Jammer's cruelest April Fools' joke ever.
To be clear, I'm still not reviewing The Expanse. I don't have time, and Star Trek takes priority around here. It's been a few years since I've done the April Fools' thing, and this popped into my head and I figured I would play the troll for once. If by some small chance I did fool you, sorry. :)
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26 comments on this post
Frank A. Booze
Ha ha…you definitely got me. No worries though. It’s a really good show, which you should watch even if you have no plans to review it.
voxymandias
Oh, this hurts. :D
PM
Nice. This was literally my only April's Fools exposure today. It hit the spot.
(We're still getting Book Of Boba Fett and Short Treks reviews before Strange New Worlds, tho..right? : )
Joseph
Well done, sir. I was going to warn you to not bother. This show slowly ran out of juice after peaking in season three. It took me three months to get through the last season, and it was only six episodes. I may go on Wikipedia and read what happens in the remaining books I guess.
Series review
Season 1: interesting/fine
Season 2: tedious mixed with good
Season 3: gripping
Season 4: pretty great
Season 5: interesting, but something is missing
Season 6: what’s happening? Do I care anymore? That’s it?
Lodged Torpedo
Well played, sir!
Nothing but the Tears
Dude! That is cruel! 😂
Artymiss
Very funny! 😂
The Chronek
DAMN YOU!
Sven
Not funny, Jammer. Not funny. Well, maybe kinda funny.
Tim C
You got me, you bastard!
TREKLAD
Worst April Fool's Day joke ever 😂
Jason R.
So cruel Jammer.
But if you had done it with Babylon 5 I truly wouldn't have forgiven you.
Londo183072
You're a bad man!! At least I know next year if Babylon 5 pops up not to even give it a click 😂
Luiz Castanheira
I knew it man... LOL!!!
Paul M.
God damn it. This surely falls under "cruel and unusual punishment".
Brandon Adams
Nicely done.
Yanks
Ouch..... lol
Scott
If I may make a prediction, this is going to backfire and reader outcry will cause you to review this series one day. Hahaha.
Dom
The only victim of this April Fool's Joke is Jammer. I spent my time watching a great science fiction show, as opposed to Paramount+ Trek.
Mario
Amazing
grey cat
I was gonna say if you gave the pilot 3.5 then the rest of the series is just 4's across the board. Must as I adore The Expanse the pilot is a little shakey and has perhaps a little TOO much world building crammed in.
Anyway... mean.
WineVQA
No more coffees for you Jammer! Well done.
Sen-Sors
You know the rules, and SO DO IIIIIII
Jeff Ryan
Taken in. Well played, Jammer.
Derek
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You win the day, 7 minutes from the end of today in the central time zone.
nacho Picard
son of a gun!
Just review it! It's not that many episodes!
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