Star Trek: Enterprise
Air date: 5/26/2004
Written by Rick Berman & Brannon Braga
Directed by Allan Kroeker
Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan
"What ... the ... F***?!" — My reaction to the last 10 seconds
In brief: A fairly entertaining — albeit thin — wrap-up of this massive season-long storyline, but is the twist ending we get necessary or appropriate?
I'll give "Zero Hour" one thing: It did not bore me. It employs an endless series of sci-fi/action/Saturday-morning-serial clichés, but it does so with great technical expertise and brutally unremitting momentum. It clearly favors style over substance, action over useful dialog, technobabble over puzzle-solving, and insane — repeat, insane — plot twists over traditional endings. I kinda liked its reckless spirit of over-the-top action, big visuals, and a melodramatic ticking clock. I also laughed at the hoarier moments and the heedless bright ideas and goofy sci-fi oddities. This is fun — but, let's face it, pretty dumb.
And of course there's the matter of the last 60 seconds, where Trek reality becomes utter surrealism. I felt like I'd been transported to an alternate TV dimension where Star Trek meets The Twilight Zone meets The X-Files meets Quantum Leap, and goes through one of those spatial anomalies created by a Delphic Expanse sphere, emerging on the other side as a strange, twisted mass of ... something. The final 10 seconds reminded me of the inexplicable dimension-shattering ending of Tim Burton's version of Planet of the Apes. Jarring, and in that way weirdly compelling, but stranded without sense or meaning or plausibility.
Yes, Berman & Braga have turned the screw so far they've stripped the threads into a fine metallic dust. About all I can say is this: If the first words out of Scott Bakula's mouth when Archer wakes up next season aren't "Oh, boy!" then the writing staff should be taken out to the Paramount studio lot and summarily shot for squandering obvious opportunities.
In the opening scene, the Xindi reptilians are seen celebrating their imminent victory by eating live mice. Yes, live mice. I laughed. (How can't you?) They even hold the mice up to each other first, as if toasting with wine glasses. If there was any doubt that Dolum and his cohorts weren't Pure Evil, then this scene ... well, I don't know what this scene says. If they'd been eating newborn kittens after having drowned them, that would be iron-clad confirmation of Pure Evil. I don't know where eating live mice lies on the Evil Scale.
From here (okay, maybe a little later), it's up to Archer & Co. to get aboard the Xindi weapon and destroy it from the inside, while Trip and T'Pol work on the tech solution du jour to destroy Sphere 41 and bring down the sphere network. There's a ton of other stuff going on here, but not much actual story to tell. In my review of "Countdown" I drew a distinction between "plot" and "story." I will elaborate here by saying that a story is about people and ideas and characterization, whereas plot is about technological manipulation, battle scenes, phaser shootouts, fistfights, and moving objects from A to B in a given time X, preferably before something explodes.
If anything, the episode is proof that momentum and pacing and nonstop crisis mode can only get you so far. While there's no denying that this ongoing action/suspense/cliffhanger structure has played very much in Enterprise's favor this season (particularly the last third of the season), it becomes clear in "Zero Hour" that the exhaustion factor has taken its toll. I will be ready for something new next season.
"Zero Hour" is the final leg of this season's obvious mission to have its cake and eat it too. The Enterprise writers, in devising the Xindi arc, have managed to play the Quest For Peaceful Trekkian Solution right alongside the Quest For Big Action Movie. They brought the peaceful Trek scenario to its climax in "The Council" by having the Enterprise become allies with Degra and negotiate a peace with part of the Xindi council. They bring the action scenario to its climax here, in what is essentially a B action movie where I had pretty much predicted from the first frame (if not five episodes ago) that we would be seeing the Xindi weapon blow up just outside Earth's orbit. There is something to be said for formula conventions.
This is the kind of show that starts with a general concept and then adds everything plus the kitchen sink. For example, the sphere builders board the Enterprise and walk through walls and sabotage systems in their attempt to thwart Trip's technobabble solution to destroy Sphere 41. This is in addition to the fact that they have created a toxic anomaly field around the sphere, which the Enterprise must enter despite Phlox's assurances that exposure will kill the crew in a matter of minutes. (Even the ticking clocks have their own ticking clocks.) Everyone's skin begins to crack, making the Enterprise crew look like they might be reptilians.
But wait — here's a visit from Daniels, who tells Archer not to lead the boarding party, because he's too important to the future of the Federation, the founding of which he will be sitting down to sign in seven years — an interesting factoid, but maybe not after you've considered the source. I give up in trying to make sense of Daniels and his timeline illogic. He's like a message in a bottle, but without the message, leaving you with nothing to do with the empty bottle except smash it over your head.
And now here comes Shran and the Andorians to create a diversion for the reptilians so Archer's team can get aboard the weapon. Shran, it can be said, comes literally out of nowhere, which definitely makes him a function of plot as opposed to story. (Shran says Archer owes him one; so, apparently, do the writers.)
The most human aspect in the episode is Hoshi, who has to translate the Xindi weapon blueprints under awful pain and pressure. It's not enough that she's not even close to recovered from her torturous encounter with brain parasites; she's also wracked with guilt over having been forced to decipher the firing code for the reptilians. In the midst of all the chaos is Linda Park's performance as a person who is exhausted, sick, and suffering, and yet still performs with relative grace under pressure.
But no time for human emotions! We have a weapon to stop!
As for the solution of actually stopping the weapon, it comes down to the most obvious of action clichés. Part of me expected little else; after all, how many ways are there to blow up something so big with such a small armed boarding party? Still, I had to chuckle at the fact that humankind's fate comes down to Sato telling Archer which neon light tubes to invert under a control panel. You'd think that someday someone would be able to design a doomsday machine that couldn't be overloaded simply by short-circuiting the controls. The Xindi are apparently not those someones.
Archer says he will initiate the final sequence himself, and orders the rest of the boarding party to evacuate. "This isn't open for debate," Archer says, for perhaps the 90th time this season. Inevitably, Archer is jumped by an angry Dolum after activating the final sequence, leading to the obligatory B-movie fistfight, etc., replete with Archer getting beat up, thrown around, and hanging from a ledge, etc. Dolum's a big guy, so Archer defeats him by slapping a grenade on his back and them blowing him up, which is pretty amusing. Archer then runs toward the camera in slow-motion as explosions go off behind him, also in slow-motion. Then the weapon, nearing Earth's orbit, explodes.
So, to recap: Dolum gets blowed up real good; Archer runs in slow-motion; Xindi weapon gets blowed up real good.
Meanwhile, the Enterprise successfully destroys Sphere 41, causing a disruption which cascades through the network and causes all the spheres to implode — something the story is nearly ready to do. Without the spheres, the sphere-builder threat is neutralized, and the Delphic Expanse returns to normal space, explaining why we've never heard of the Delphic Expanse in later centuries (although still no explanation for why we've not heard of the Xindi in later centuries).
All of this tech-heavy madness is made almost amazingly watchable by the filmmakers — director Allan Kroeker, the editors, composer Jay Chattaway, the special-effects wizards. As a script, "Zero Hour" isn't much to behold; it's one of those shows that's all in how it's executed than in what's on the page. The technobabble is lame and arbitrary and the action scenes are painfully familiar. Despite that, "Zero Hour" is a watchable and entertaining example of a big-but-thin sci-fi action plot.
That brings us to the show's Ultimate WTF Ending. Maybe some would argue that Berman & Braga are to be commended for not giving us a traditional ending. I'm not so sure. "Zero Hour" is an episode that seems to demand resolution and payoff. While we get some of that, we also get the "shocker" of the year, a completely unrelated twist that I found more goofy than shocking.
We're left with questions: What happened to Starfleet? Why are American WWII fighter planes opening fire on Trip and Mayweather's shuttlepod over San Francisco? Why is Archer, badly burned, lying in a Nazi MASH unit? And why, oh why, is there an unknown alien in a Nazi uniform among them? Is this the past, the present, the future, an alternate universe? Is Daniels responsible? Has the timeline been manipulated and scrambled to save Archer from dying aboard the exploded Xindi weapon?
Is short, WTF?
The ending is an attention-getting — if corny — teaser for season four, but I can't endorse it as an ending for "Zero Hour." What if Enterprise had been canceled (which was a distinct possibility at the time this was shot)? Was an alternate ending with more resolution waiting in the wings?
Tune in next season. I will be.
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85 comments on this post
Tue, Sep 25, 2007, 11:39pm (UTC -5)
This was a great season and at the sametime a lot of the stuff that happened here should had probably happened on Voyager.
Tue, Sep 25, 2007, 11:41pm (UTC -5)
Wed, Oct 10, 2007, 11:20am (UTC -5)
Mon, Dec 3, 2007, 4:06am (UTC -5)
So alien Nazis. Again. I guess Kirk and Janeway didn't kick enough Alien Nazi butt? No Archer has to do the same. I can't wait for the new Trek film with Alien Nazis at Starfleet Academy.
Sat, Apr 25, 2009, 10:41am (UTC -5)
Some additions to Jammer´s review.
The following elements passed by: No Hope for The Magic Star Trek Reset Button, No Holodeck (let alone Holodeck Safety Protocol to save the day), but casualties among the main characters, and a lot of suffering in general, not only due to the Enemies and by the enemies, but also pushed upon the crew by "No-Choice-No-Debate Hero" Archer. His no-mercy-on-Hoshi attitude e.g. was almost hard to digest, but her guilt seemed to make her (and the audience?) accept it. Zero hour, and Episode 3 became quit dark, the crew hardly was without brushes on their faces. A bit dark for Star Trek.
Then the Appearance of the Dark Enemy (with an even Darker One behind it pulling the strings), Broken Alliances, Rebellion, Revenge, Harshness, The "Death Star"/Deadly Spheres, and, yes, the Final Showdown seemed to point to one thing: Star Wars. (no one noted it yet?).
That is what Star Trek Enterprise Season 3 became. Darker, like Star Wars (almost), but darker. Comfortable in a sense. Sensation. Excitement. But Dark Wars or Dark Trek could be a better title. A bit too dark, and a bit too Star Wars in fact. The show induces no emotions.
And to conclude, Zero Hour had far too simple ethics. Absence of any Star Trek moral, no dilemmas here. Just pushing "wartime ethics". Hard Times For A Few to Save the Many. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few", as the writers let T´Pol emphasize this, in episode The Council (maybe a reference to the famous speech of Churchill in 1940 - "Never was so much owed..", speaking about WWII).
In other words: "You Signed For This Mission, didn´t you? So? Do not complain, and Shut Up". Hardly anyone struggled with it (or for maybe one minute). Result: No Real Tensions, no broken friendships, and no criticism and subordination. Missed opportunities. Surprising!
Did the writers wanted to teach us to accept these ethics, or To Criticize. It Should we praise or hate Archer´s ethics. Or are there no Star Trek Lessons at all. Just phasers and explosions. Or, maybe the writers were telling us: "This is how "we" were before The Federation, primitive warriors, but we are better now" Let us hope that.
Adding to this episodes comment: T´Pol shows cracks in her Vulcan superiority feelings (after the slow healing of the skin damage: "we are not so tough after all"), and the addiction to Trellium-D. But moreover she became more human due to the damage inflicted by Trellium-D. A good writing effort to step away from her robot-like and cold behavior of the first two seasons. Compliments to the writers. Real Character development (as in the case of Seven of Nine)
And finally to add to Jammers´s excellent comment on the surprising ending of this last episode of the season; no one would have complained about WWII soldiers, if we would have had the Holodeck here. Star Trek in general needs such escape to jump away from the inherent boring and monotonous character of space traveling (even with appealing but repetitive phaser duels between spacecrafts). But No Holodeck yet here, this is Enterprise-1, so Time Jumps and Loops instead. Justifiable. I think. No problem.
Sun, May 17, 2009, 12:03am (UTC -5)
Sat, Sep 5, 2009, 12:40am (UTC -5)
Mon, Dec 28, 2009, 8:08am (UTC -5)
Sun, Dec 5, 2010, 11:35pm (UTC -5)
Sun, Dec 12, 2010, 10:34am (UTC -5)
Fri, Dec 31, 2010, 1:13am (UTC -5)
This one really didn't work for me. The action was, well, active enough to keep me interested. But, it started to feel way too much like an episode of Land of The Lost thrown into a blender with a Roger Corman film. And that ending! I'm not over that.
I mentioned in my comment on the last episode that the Enterprise war arc sometimes felt like a sillier, watered down version of DS9's war arc. Here, it feels like a bad parody of DS9's war arc. From the bad guys toasting with live mice, to Archer blowing the villain up with a grenade, to the nazi alien at the end... It was all so goofy!
There are many key differences between the DS9 war arc and the Enterprise war arc that make DS9's war so much more credible than Enterprise's. But, the biggest one that comes to mind here is character development. I still don't know who most of the characters on Enterprise really are. They're like cartoon characters. However, everyone on DS9 felt like a real person.
For example, look at the way the war affected Nog on DS9. He was a secondary character, and yet I felt for him almost more than any of the main cast. That comes with consistent character development and good writing. I could barely get it together to feel bad for Hoshi as she struggled to deal with her guilt in this episode of Enterprise, and she is a bridge officer. But, she's just not real to me. I was fairly entertained by all the craziness in this episode. But, none of it made me feel much of anything.
This show had been making major improvements with it's characters leading up to this pinky and the brain mess of an ending. But, with this last episode they definitely back tracked and went for full steam ahead silliness instead of a story.
Also, no part of me cared when Archer was blown up. In fact, part of me even enjoyed pondering what it would have been like if the series had ended by just blowing the captain up, saving earth and heading home with T'Pol in charge. Now, THAT would have taken balls.
I'd give this episode two stars because I do sort of enjoy campy B movies. But, I'm not impressed.
Oh, and Jammer lol about your "oh boy!" comment. I want the writers to make that happen too!
Tue, Apr 19, 2011, 5:39pm (UTC -5)
If the weapon schematics were encrypted such that only Degra could read them, he must not have used any, say, subcontractors. There wasn't even anyone on the crew of Degra's ship who could decrypt them!
If the weapon platform had been designed with safety railings, who knows how the battle would've turned out?
urfriend: "They seemed like rational people. Maybe they'll give back our warp coil once their mission is over."
Y'know how "Airplane!" ends with a scene of the overly-patient taxi passenger? *That's* how "Zero Hour" should have ended.
Wed, May 11, 2011, 6:38am (UTC -5)
With the elephant in the room I guess: the ending.
To be quite honest, I'm only mildly surprised at the last 60 seconds. Dealing with Berman & Braga I've kinda developed a defense mechanism, and that's "always expect the worst". So naturally, after Archer "died" I immediately started thinking of ways the writers would bring him back (likely involving themes as original & diverse as time-travel, alternate universes, or de-phasing). But I'll admit: I sure wasn't expecting THIS.
What to make of it? I'll tell you what NOT to make of it: "commending" B&B for not giving us a traditional ending. Are you serious Jammer?!? Inept writers take another gigantic dump on Star Trek fandom with... what? Time-traveling alien Nazis? And... you want to *commend* them? Honestly, I fail to even see the purpose of something like this in rational terms. Was it done to enhance the ratings? Make viewers come back for Season 4? Or is purely the WOW factor (and boy... how "wowed" are WE?).
Jammer mentioned this season's mission was to have its cake and eat it too. Here's What *I* take home from the finale: B&B loaded the cake with so many ingredients (including the space-Nazi "cherry" on top) because amidst the low-ratings desolation they are desperately trying to hide the fact this cake tastes like sh**. And we are the morons eating it. Not for much longer fortunately.
As for the rest of the episode, what to add on Jammer's already eloquent exposé? "Style over substance, action over useful dialogue, technobabble over puzzle-solving" summarizes it pretty nicely. It is nothing more than a race-against-time B action movie (yes, even the action scenes are sub-par IMHO), where "the ticking clocks have ticking clocks" (in not one but TWO -imagine our luck- simultaneous storylines) and in which all the characters seem more interested at going through the motions than showing us any real emotion or interesting dialogue.
Ultimately, the only reason I will return to ST Enterprise for Season 4 is firstly, *curiosity* (what train-wreck of a script did B&B conjure up this time) and secondly, a sense of *completion* (I'm doing a Star Trek marathon). Much like the Enterprise characters, I'm only going through the motions at this point though and cannot wait for the moment it's actually over. I just can't believe I'm gonna have to sit through another 24 episodes before that takes place.
Tue, May 24, 2011, 6:15pm (UTC -5)
Mon, Jul 18, 2011, 12:58pm (UTC -5)
I fail to see where Jammer indicated his desire to commend B&B for not giving us a traditional ending. Can you read where Jammer indicated this?
Wed, Nov 23, 2011, 2:03pm (UTC -5)
As for bringing back Archer, I had assumed Daniels had saved him just before the final explosion. But then what the fuck? Oh well, at least I'll find out in season 4.
Sat, Dec 10, 2011, 10:01am (UTC -5)
Not even DS9 -- which dealt with consequences better than the other series -- did what Enterprise did over the course of eight or nine episodes. The ship is literally in tatters, Archer has to make some really tough (bad?) decisions, Tucker and T'Pol go through some major crap (together and separately) and everybody (other than Mayweather) has a pretty decent role.
The Nazi thing turned out to be pretty dumb, but I think what it represented was worse. Other than 'Home' and a lot of mentions of the Xindi mission, season 4 was more in keeping with the first two years of the series. And I think going totally in that direction was a mistake.
There's some good stuff in season 4 (the Vulcan arc, notably). But a couple episodes devoted to establishing diplomatic ties with the Xindi might have been really interesting. Or, maybe Archer should have gone to find Casey Biggs' ship and saves them.
Generally, this series just never seemed to quite know what it wanted to do, and it would give whiplash from one season to the next. But the most sustained serial drama that made sense was at the end of season 3.
Mon, Mar 5, 2012, 11:23am (UTC -5)
Fri, Jun 29, 2012, 12:38pm (UTC -5)
Tue, Sep 18, 2012, 8:11am (UTC -5)
The trans-dimensional baddies (TDBs) were cool looking and scary. After the Terminator-esque Borg it’s tough to do scary enemies but I really liked these TDBs. I like how they were being driven back and then just looked at each other and walked through a wall. I hated when TDBs do that! :) And Phlox on the bridge was very convincing with T’Pol kind of whacked out by her addiction issue. Phlox issuing orders and barking out statements on the bridge felt natural as did T’Pol’s uncertainty and lack of command. I liked T’Pol having a very Human problem: being drug addicted to something that gives her emotions. They should have done this in late s1 to give her character some spice instead of having her writhing in decon with Phlox and being a therapeutic (yeah, right!) message therapist.
Hoshi was really good as the depressed, damaged junior bridge member who may have helped destroy her planet. I like how she snapped at one point as Archer pressured her and she responds as if he was a reptilian. Now BSG would have cranked up Hoshi’s bit: crying, catatonic stares, shaking, etc. E.g. Sharon in s4e17 Islanded In a Stream of Stars as she’s in a stupor tidying up after a meal and Helo confronts her; the look of loss and crushed, black despair on Sharon’s face is overwhelming, very powerful. But, alas, ENT is not BSG though this dark bit was well done for the Trek TV world. BTW, since Hoshi is a linguistic prodigy I suppose that’s why she excels at encryption/decryption - it’s all about information patterns. She must have had some advanced mathematics tossed into her non-stop linguistic training. Not a reach for a sci-fi series IMO.
And Combs is back! This actually surprised me a bit since I guessed the Xindi in the wimpy fast ship would nobly sacrifice themselves to help pay humanity back for the 7 million dead. But no, Shran to the rescue! He can make any episode better, except for maybe the finale. The effects were top notch and I didn’t mind a bit with the cliched rotating thing-a-ma-jiggy that you know is going to be blown up. It looked cool, the bigness of the space was great, everything looked sharp in the Death Star, I mean the Xindi weapon. Great episode, I’m upping it to a solid 4 stars, kudos to the ENT team!
PS - yes, WTF indeed about the ending. Space demon Nazis - now with time travel! Sure, silliness on steroids but the rest of the episode was fantastic and by now I’m used to ENT using time travel for just about anything. Though red eyed, bat faced aliens working with Nazis is …. kind of amazing. I laughed out loud and took it in stride, still a great epi.
Fri, Sep 21, 2012, 4:23am (UTC -5)
Fri, Sep 21, 2012, 3:53pm (UTC -5)
Conclusion. I really hate the temporal cold war plot on this show. It should be its own show or otherwise non-existent. It's so out of place on a show that's supposed to be the official Star Trek prequel.
Sun, Oct 28, 2012, 8:15am (UTC -5)
I only wish this season didn't have so many parallels to previous series. The Guardians too similar to the Worm Hole Aliens (Prophets) and Dominion from DS9.
Tue, Dec 4, 2012, 6:36pm (UTC -5)
I thought things plodded a little in the beginning, but then The Shran Effect took place and it was all blazing action from then on :)
So many reactions....
I grinned when Shran turned up
I laughed when Archer was running slowly towards the camera in front of a fireball (could they have made that action climax any more cheesy)
I cried at Porthos's sad eyes while they talked about how he lost his best friend (he's still the best actor in the show
Tue, Dec 4, 2012, 6:39pm (UTC -5)
As for the ending.... thud. What the actual.. flip? This was an extremely Doctor Who-esque "Out of the frying pan, across time and into the fire of something totally random and bizarre" ending (they've also had their share of Alien Nazis(TM)) and they annoy me in Doctor Who as well - can't we just have a breather instead of being thrust straight into the first few minutes of the next season's adventures? It's nice to have a moment to rest and reflect, and to look forward to the next season because it's a good show, rather than because we've just seen the first few minutes and kind of need to see the rest for sanity.
I actually kind of liked the bittersweet end with the loss of Archer and thought it would've been better to just end it there - sorry Bakula, but I think it would'be been braver of the writers to kill him off permanently, have a real price to pay for saving humanity. Oh well.
I'm in agreement that I hope for a change of pace for the final season. Getting back to exploring will be nice if that's what happened - preferably in some manner that is new and refreshing. Onwards.
Tue, Jan 8, 2013, 1:40am (UTC -5)
Wed, Jan 9, 2013, 8:51am (UTC -5)
I'd also like to know how Hoshi, Reed, etc. got back to Enterprise. Did I miss it? They were at earth with Archer... only to meet up with Enterprise... and then get back to earth, where Hoshi wouldn't miss it for the world. Are we to believe that Degra's ship and the Aquadic's can go to and from Azati Prime to earth within minutes or even an hour? It didn't appear to me that 10+ hours had gone by, which is the time it took the Reptilians. I could be wrong about this point, but the show didn't exactly go out of its way to make this clear.
The ending is just totally unnecessary and is the wrong way to end the season. I think anyone can see that upon first viewing, but easily could have seen that just by reading the script. Why did it have to be alien Nazis? Why does Star Trek have to go back to this crap for? We saw it enough on Voyager, and the original series exhausted it too.
It can't be the past, because the Aquadic's just dropped off Enterprise in the Sol system. So it still must be the present, but an alternate timeline. Still, we are to believe that other forces are still changing the timelines just as soon as Archer destroys the weapon?
What's the point of building the weapon and doing all of Season 3 if the true enemy could just bring back the Nazi's controlled by aliens anyway. It's just so stupid. The whole ending is out of place.
In season 4, I couldn't wait for the first 2 episodes to end. I forget what happens - it was probably entirely forgettable drivel. I just remember I was glad that it was over with, and that the series finally took the correct direction.
When people hate B&B, I don't know they don't understand why. All you have to do is look at episodes like this.
Wed, Jan 9, 2013, 8:55am (UTC -5)
Mon, Jan 14, 2013, 7:49am (UTC -5)
I was entertained at times. I wanted to see what happened next. And yet the moment the screen went blank I realised how little I cared.
Thu, Mar 14, 2013, 8:33am (UTC -5)
I think they lost a lot of viewers with this WTF ending, eventually leading to the cancellation. I can handle the cliff-hangers, but this WTF ending just felt like a big psych gag played against the viewers. I guess the last laugh was on B&B.
Thu, Mar 14, 2013, 11:02am (UTC -5)
However, if you grant the series that conceit, then Archer and then the Enterprise getting pulled to Earth in 1944 can make sense. In other words, the creators were consistent with their TCW goofiness.
There's actually a much bigger nit with this episode ...
The Xindi weapon and the Reptillian ship emerge from the vortex and the only trace of Starfleet is an orbital research station? WTF? Starfleet has other ships (remember the one that came to Archer's assistance in 'The Expanse'?). But the only vessel that appears to exist is Shran's ship.
It was never explained this way, but I always figured that Daniels somehow intervened and sent Earth to the past, somehow missing the research station. Keep in mind that no one from Starfleet headquarters signals the ships in orbit, either. A similar issue happened with "The Best of Both Worlds", FYI.
Sat, Apr 20, 2013, 12:09am (UTC -5)
Oh, and why Nazis? Because Americans can feel good about their roles in WWII. Hard to feel that way about Iraq, so we keep telling stories about WWII.
Tue, May 14, 2013, 8:54pm (UTC -5)
Sun, Jun 9, 2013, 9:51am (UTC -5)
Sun, Jun 9, 2013, 10:09am (UTC -5)
Fri, Aug 23, 2013, 1:16pm (UTC -5)
Wed, Nov 13, 2013, 8:33pm (UTC -5)
-If the weapon can be fired DIRECTLY with 5 codes, and with 2 hour delay with only 3 -> and with 1 hour delay with 4, one may presume)
than why the HECK didn't they use hoshi to decypher also the other 2 codes so they had all 5.
-sidenote who whould design a weapon that will be a 2 hour sitting duck before doing it's destructive job, while it oviously is a glass cannon that can very easely be destroyed in that 2 hours.
-who would not send re-inforcement ships to guide it during that 2 hours (one must presume the reptilians have more ships than they used now)
-Why the heck had earth no defence zone? They HAVE ships, only not very fast ones. Many of them greet enterprise after the job's done, including some vulcan ships.
WHY THE HECK DID THEY NOT FLY OUT to I don't know, destroy that weapon before it even got a change to fire a shot, and to prevent the destruction of a certain station?
-one sphere to destroy them all? Who would design them like that? Seems like a SERIOUS design flaw, thats VERY unlikely to be true. (more realisticly the result of destroying that sphere would at best be the lose of co-operation between spheres (leading to less cohesion in the creation of anomily fields.. and more time needed for the region to be fully converted)
More realisticly, the spheres would have a backup-option, and one of the other spheres would kick in and become the new sphere prime.
-regarding that issue, the aquatics already gave help, they could not give anymore help, why would you rush your own ship to dead. a few more weeks would not have mattered. They have been there for 1000 years.. the war will not be in over 400 years.. Why rush the issue, repair first, and than launch a far more organised attack. After all the Aquatics KNOW patience.
-I wont repeat the point already made, but really HUGE BIG WEAPON, tiny achillisheel.. seriously?
at least that romulan mine back than had some proper security systems, one would expect a far more complex one for this weapon.
-We wrote the evil overlord rules www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
BEFORE we will go to warpspeeds. I expect any evil races to obey those rules, like any smart character would.
Thu, Nov 14, 2013, 2:14pm (UTC -5)
The lack of Starfleet ships around Earth has always bugged me, too. In the previous season finale, a Starfleet ship helps the Enterprise when it's under attack by the Klingons. But nothing here? WTF?
The only thing I can figure is that the Temporal Cold War somehow made the Earth that was going to be attacked Earth of the past. However, that doesn't work in regards to the science station the Reptilians destroy AND it's weird that Archer and Reed don't wonder where Starfleet while the weapon is in Earth's orbit -- or why Reed doesn't communicate with Starfleet before heading back to the Expanse.
It's too bad, because I really liked the last third of season 3.
Mon, Dec 30, 2013, 6:03am (UTC -5)
Thu, Apr 3, 2014, 8:35pm (UTC -5)
Sat, May 24, 2014, 4:20pm (UTC -5)
I agree, too, that the stranded ship should have at least gotten a passing mention.
I cheered inside when Shran showed up…in fact I felt like he was even a little underused in the episode. He probably was having a ball fighting it out with the reptilians and that alone would have been fun to watch.
The “toast” with the mice cracked me up. Yes, it was cheesy and over-the-top, but then again, the reptilians were cheesy and over-the-top to begin with, plus I think it was a little nod to “V” (and I still think they’re also a nod to General Sarris on “Galaxy Quest”). The reptilians and insectoids were the kinda obvious choice for the villains — what would have been really surprising is if the reptilians and insectoids had joined the humans and the primates and arborials were the aggressive ones. (Or some other mixture.) As it was, it was interesting to have the insectoids change their minds, or at least start to question the reptilians.
So…I groaned at the ending and think it would have been better to give the viewers a little breather, a triumphant homecoming before setting out on a new arc. This was just too much, and a clichéd concept is thrust in our faces for no apparent reason instead of getting a break from the unrelenting action. Meh.
It would have at least made more sense if it had turned out the weapon had in fact gone back in time, as the reptilians had already done once — but having the space station there obviously precluded that. At least it would have explained the strange absence of Earth defense ships that others have noted. But nooo, Archer just mysteriously ends up in Nazi Europe with Shran’s and Dolum’s love child* in SS uniform.
* - Hey, humans and Vulcans can mate, why not Andorians and Xindi reptilians? :P
Mon, May 26, 2014, 2:10pm (UTC -5)
Mon, Jul 7, 2014, 11:29pm (UTC -5)
Fri, Jul 18, 2014, 1:39am (UTC -5)
Wonderful end to a long arc in these last few episodes. I could have done without that awful coda with the alien Nazis, however.
Mon, Sep 29, 2014, 4:11pm (UTC -5)
Mon, Jun 1, 2015, 4:24pm (UTC -5)
No :ignore that as it detracts from the ending of the Xindi weapon sage which picked up tremendously in the final third of the series.
So with the benefit of hindsight was this a good idea for a story arc for Star Trek?
For me it has two main problems:
The first is time travel: it depends on aliens from a transdimensional realm from the future supplying aliens from the present with technology from the future to destroy the earth.
Yeah-well the Lost in Space Movie shows us all what goes wrong when you rely on time travel to drive your plot-you know doctor Smith is going to turn into a giant spider humanoid-0h the pain!
The second is also time travel: it is the temporal cold war again-what a stupid idea resulting it appears from the suits telling the programme makers that a retro series set 100 years before Kirk is not sufficiently futuristic.
This doomed the show from episode one.
Maybe they should have tackled the Romulan War as a story arc although maybe they felt the viewers would compare that to the Dominian war arc in DS9.
However we could have had a story sequence that ties into established trek canon-you just cannot reconcile the obliteration of a great swathe of the planet and the records of the Xindi brought back by Archer with the fact that they don't show up anywhere else in trek lore.
There would be a memorial or twenty to the people killed by the prototype at least.
Sat, Aug 1, 2015, 10:28pm (UTC -5)
I don't know if I will bother watching season 4 after this garbage.
Sun, Aug 2, 2015, 6:59am (UTC -5)
I was fuming when our heros didn't get home and less than enthusiastic when they ended up in an alien infested WWII as well.
But don't cheat yourself, Season 4 is certainly worth your time and even the WWII episodes are pretty good. (the best WWII eps in trek)
Wed, Sep 9, 2015, 8:10pm (UTC -5)
Thats it! I give up! I already am part way through Battlestar Galactica on DVD box set and I think Brannon and Braga are trying to tell me something!
They may as well have got the Fonz on his motorbike and launched him over the set of Enterprise!
From what others say I may come back after completing BSG to see S4 Ent just to see how they can possibly extract some sort of plausible storyline from here.
Tue, May 3, 2016, 2:50pm (UTC -5)
The mice toasting intro! Daniels! Shran! Exploding, blood splattering Reptilians! Archer running slow mo Rambo style as explosions chase him! And the ultimate - Nazi frickin' aliens!
If I wanted one thing out of this it was some resolution out of what I thought was ultimately a too long and over ambitious Xindi arc. Not only did I not really get it, it now seems we are off on another story. Ah well. As ever, this did the action well and never pretended to be anything else. But ultimately it was just too much - it's never a good sign when your laughing at the sheer over the top effrontery of what you're watching. 2.5 stars.
Fri, May 27, 2016, 8:30pm (UTC -5)
Sat, Sep 17, 2016, 9:43pm (UTC -5)
Wed, Sep 21, 2016, 12:48am (UTC -5)
Sun, Feb 12, 2017, 3:21pm (UTC -5)
Archer all but lied to the aquatics, pretending he had a way to destroy the spheres when he didn't have it thought out. Letting T'Pol and co. come up with a way to do that cheapens the sphere-builders' threat (a single half-staffed Earth ship could come up with a way to destroy them in essentially its spare time?) and lets Archer off the hook. The series would have been much more interesting had the crew not been able to destroy the spheres and Archer would have had to deal with the consequences later on.
This is possibly a result of another problem, that the entire series must keep ST continuity. The Xindi aren't a big deal later on and the SPHB don't exist. So there was little choice but to go the time-travel route to finish them as an issue. Worse, this deterred the authors from treating this Xindi attack the logical way:
We should have had lots of Starfleet ships in system - every tug of floating wreckage Starfleet could have gotten. It would have made sense if Starfleet got other allies to help in. The Xindi Weapon could have gotten additional anti-ship weapons to compensate of course. The entire problem would have taken some cooperation to solve in true ST spirit (say, concentrated fire to weaken shields to allow transportation). But that would have reminded too much of Federation too soon in TL. Maybe if season 4 had come up earlier?
I think all these would have been avoidable with a bit of forethought and courage to break the TL only to put it together again much later. But we'll never know.
Sun, Apr 23, 2017, 7:40pm (UTC -5)
Sat, Jun 24, 2017, 7:24am (UTC -5)
Mon, Jul 17, 2017, 5:33pm (UTC -5)
Other than the ending, pretty predictable (other than Shran popping up) with the Xindi weapon blown up. Plenty of cliche action scenes with Archer fighting the head Reptilian. It was like Bruce Willis in Die Hard as he runs away from the explosions...or something like that.
I thought the inverting the tubes stuff was pretty silly -- going back to the routine of defusing the mine stuck on Enterprise in "Minefield". Why does Archer have to do that if he has the capability to blow the weapon up from the inside anyway?? I guess he disregarded Daniels' suggestion that he should not go inside the Xindi weapon and now somehow the timeline has changed -- which is what I think the ending suggests. But then there's that unrecognizable alien who is some kind of Nazi ally...whatever.
And of course, Trip's technobabble solution to blowing up the sphere was going to work even with some intervention from the Guardians. It's all decent action/adventure but fairly shallow and un-Trek to some extent.
Were it not for the WTF ending, I'd give "Zero Hour" 3 stars but instead 2.5 stars is more appropriate. I guess this Xindi story arc will just sit there in isolation since it doesn't seem to fit in with any stories from TOS, TNG etc. Maybe the new Discovery will make use of it?
Overall, I think S3 with its story arc could have been condensed, a lot of repetitive action scenes, minimal character development. Wasn't really engaging until the latter third of the season and then became satisfactory at best.
Sat, Aug 5, 2017, 5:40am (UTC -5)
Fri, Aug 25, 2017, 4:38pm (UTC -5)
Liked the visit to the Federation ceremony. But still continue to voice the fact that it should be Daniels who boards the weapon to protect the timeline rather than suggesting hoshi and reed
Instead of shran. It would have made more sense for it to be revealed here that Future Guy had sent Silik and the Suliban to shadow Archer and decloak and help fight Dolum.
The race to bring down the sphere network was exciting the moment the first sphere imploded then triggered a chain reaction with the rest was a well realized visual effects sequence and highly satisfying
I also enjoyed seeing the a Sphere Builders coming into the fray and trying to stop them
Liked the shot of Archer running on catwalk as the weapon is starting to explode
I was most certainly intrigued by the cliffhanger ending with Archer out of time in the past and the appearance of an unknown alien dressed as a Nazi--reminded me actually of Red Skull from Captain America
Sat, Sep 30, 2017, 5:42am (UTC -5)
Far too many cliches and should have been better considering some of the recent episodes that were so good.
I didn't mind the ending. I wasn't looking forward to seeing Ewoks singing and people throwing parades and Archer getting a medal and whatnot anyway.
2 1/2 stars
Sun, Oct 22, 2017, 4:41pm (UTC -5)
I loved Phlox at the tactical officer's desk and doing actually a good replacement of Reed, by using his medical knowledge to adapt phaser settings against the sphere creators. Surprising and effective. Refreshing!
I always love a good fight (specially if Reed/Archer are involved) and the hero running from a burst of flames. And Shran! I just wish Shran's appearance had fitted better, not out of the blue.
And the last scene - sorry, it's my guilty pleasure, I know it's too kitsch but I LOVE world war II...!
Fri, May 25, 2018, 11:44am (UTC -5)
...Archer and Dolum fighting.
...Getting his ass kicked, Archer sticks explosive charge on Dolum's back.
...Dolum realizes this a moment before Archer presses the detonate button
...Reptilian blood spatters
...Archer looks down, "Turtle soup."
Fri, Aug 31, 2018, 1:41pm (UTC -5)
Very little plot progression was accomplished in any given episode.
The Xindi council scenes were always really repetitive and served no other purpose then to remind us that the Xindi were still around.
Lastly, I hated that everyone (such as the Xindi and T'pol) were constantly acting like humanity was the only line of defense for the entire Alpha Quadrant. By the time we reached Zero Hour, they had figured out how to shut down the spheres and stop the sphere builders. Even if humanity failed and Earth was destroyed (obviously not an ideal outcome) there are other races with entire fleets that could launch counter measures against the spheres, such as the Vulcans. All Enterprise needed to do was transmit their plans to Earth, Vulcan, and any friendly neighbor.
Fri, Aug 31, 2018, 2:08pm (UTC -5)
Sun, Mar 31, 2019, 12:40am (UTC -5)
Sat, Aug 24, 2019, 6:32pm (UTC -5)
That's it. I am now officially in full skip mode, starting with this latest wretched time travel plot. Alien Nazis? Don't care not interested. Skip. Skip.
This show is appalling.
Sat, Aug 24, 2019, 6:49pm (UTC -5)
And it's being suffocated, one f-ing time travel plot after another.
I haven't done the math, but I am pretty sure the 3rd season had north of 25% total episodes where someone was travelling in time or encountering a time traveller - and that is not even taking into account that the Xindi arc was itself a big time travel plot. Bakula might be doing more time travelling at this point than he did in Quantum Leap.
Someone has hijacked this show and taken it in an utterly insane direction.
This falls squarely on the shoulders of the showrunners. Fatigue with TNG era trek didn't kill Enterprise - the nuts in charge did. This show was sabotaged plain and simple. The showrunners have fundamentally, irrevocably lost the plot.
What a crying shame.
Mon, Aug 26, 2019, 8:09am (UTC -5)
I was upset our hero's didn't get home too.
The best part about this time travel adventure is that it wraps up the TCW.
Enterprise had 10 time-travel episodes (5 in season 3). A little higher percentage than the rest... although I thought they were all pretty well done.
It was the timing of this one that irked me. I really wanted to see our heroes get home.
Don't skip 'Storm Front' ... as far as Star Trek Nazi episodes go, it's by far the best in Trek.
Little note... time travel is a trek staple.
50 episodes stretched across all the series. (51 if you count Discovery)
4 of the movies too.
Sun, Feb 9, 2020, 7:00am (UTC -5)
And why, oh why, was there no defenses around Earth, like, at all? Starfleet KNEW the Xindi were building another weapon. They knew they'd be coming eventually, and had no way to know if the Enterprise would succeed or not. Even if they had just some defense satellites and a few starships, that would've been enough. I mean, if it was me, I would've also had a continuous contingent of Vulcan ships nearby as well.
It just stinks of lazy writing IMO. Oh, let's ramp up the tension and pretend NX-01 Is the only ship in the quadrant. I really *hate* when writers do that.
Fri, May 29, 2020, 5:12pm (UTC -5)
Fri, Jun 5, 2020, 7:56pm (UTC -5)
Fri, Jun 5, 2020, 7:58pm (UTC -5)
Umm, so if the internal workings are able to be put in a manner in which the WEAPON** can't be stopped
Sun, Nov 15, 2020, 5:42am (UTC -5)
And, yes, our Xindi reptilians bore a striking resemblance to the Sarris reptilian in "Galaxy Quest".
Wed, Mar 17, 2021, 7:09am (UTC -5)
The trap that the Klingons only (and thankfully) occasionally fell into is at the core of the Xindi reptilians, and that is that they are dumb as a bag of hammers. Even after flat out refusing to listen to Archer, the guardians themselves make their connection to the spheres evident to anyone with half a brain, yet at no point to they stop to examine their course of action.
The second issue is that the Earth's defenses are nonexistent which for me really detracted from this episode. Earlier this season we had a memorable show of force by Starfleet when Duras' ship entered the Sol System, but for some inexplicable reason, almost a year later, Earth is wide open to an attack that they had ample time to prepare for. Starfleet could've refitted their ships with photon torpedoes and asked Vulcans for help, because one would think the destruction of Earth would prove to be more than enough motivation. Instead, what we see in the final showdown here is just ridiculous.
However, as I have said in one of my earlier posts, I am willing to forgive this season most of its faults because I never took it seriously as any other season of Trek as it was an obvious response to declining ratings. Had it been created under slightly different circumstances, I am fairly certain that the Xindi never would've seen light of day. In addition, most of its characters grew on me already in S1, and I seem to look on Trip and T'Pol's developing relationship more favorably than a lot of people here. Anyway, on to season four, which I personally find to be Enterprise's best.
Tue, Apr 27, 2021, 2:57pm (UTC -5)
Sun, Jun 13, 2021, 10:36am (UTC -5)
When Phlox mentions how he's enhanced the neuro compound as much as possible, and recommends they stay no longer than 15 minutes, the shot focuses on a young extra in the background.
It's so blatant I was expecting her to have a line of dialogue, but she doesn't, even though it stays focused on her when they cut back to Phlox after T'Pol asks if he's ready to release the compound.
Was that an error on the camera operator's part that the editors missed, or was she a side character in some past episode that I skipped over? This mystery has bugged for 17+ years now...mainly because the extra is so dang GORGEOUS. lol. Maybe she was the camera operator's (or director's) paramour?
For those of you watching on Netflix, what I'm talking about happens around 13:30 (or, if it's easier for you to find, when there's 29:12 remaining). If anyone cares enough to look.
Fri, Jun 18, 2021, 12:34pm (UTC -5)
For example, what happened to Raijin and her bio-scans - if the Reptilians used them to build their bio-weapon in "Carpenter Street", why do the other Xindi know nothing about it when Archer shows them the dead Reptilians and the weapon itself?
The finalé here is very strong - well, up until the alien Nazi curveball - but I'm a little concerned at how defenceless Earth appeared to be, and why Archer hadn't been communicating with them and warning them that the Xindi weapon was on its way so they could put some ships in orbit! There's also the plothole of being unable to communicate with the doomed orbital station due to "interference from the weapon", and then in the very next scene receiving communications from Shran without any trouble...
Thu, Jun 24, 2021, 8:08pm (UTC -5)
Wed, Nov 17, 2021, 12:35pm (UTC -5)
Tue, Feb 15, 2022, 12:24am (UTC -5)
Mon, Feb 21, 2022, 7:58am (UTC -5)
People keep talking about the slow motion running, but the most hilarious part of the episode for me was when Archer planted the explosive on the back of the reptilian and then casually stepped around the pillar.
Fri, Sep 2, 2022, 3:01am (UTC -5)
I thought T'Pol went to see Phlox in a pretty transparent attempt to find some emotional comfort--the remaining injury is an excuse.
Sun, Mar 19, 2023, 6:27am (UTC -5)
"Completely random, but something I noticed back in 2004 when this episode premiered and which has always bugged me: When Phlox mentions how he's enhanced the neuro compound as much as possible, and recommends they stay no longer than 15 minutes, the shot focuses on a young extra in the background."
I noticed that too. Clearly, a line had been planned but dropped. I think it may have been when she asked Phlox "will extra neuro- moisturizer help?"
So that's +17 years for you to post in June 2021 what you saw years before and another 1 year, 9 months, 7 days for me to see your post. Qapla! ;)
Sun, Mar 19, 2023, 9:44am (UTC -5)
Sun, Mar 19, 2023, 1:17pm (UTC -5)
"But now I miss her forever."
Indeed. You have really captured the effect.
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