Jammer's Review
Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Schisms"




Air date: 10/19/1992
Teleplay by Brannon Braga
Story by Jean Louise Matthias & Ron Wilkerson
Directed by Robert Wiemer
Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan
Commander Riker can't seem to get enough sleep at night. He's tired when he wakes up, late to his shift, exhausted all day, and when he attends Data's self-composed poetry recital, he falls asleep. (Although the joke of the recital — which hilariously includes "Ode to Spot" — is that everyone in attendance would honestly probably rather be sleeping.) But night after night, Riker lies down to bed, and then it's suddenly morning, as if the nighttime hours didn't exist.
"Schisms" is an effective, slow build of quietly escalating dread. What starts with Riker being tired slowly turns into the realization that something very ominous is afoot, and it's not just Riker. Geordi is having unexplained pain, Worf freaks out upon seeing a pair of scissors, and numerous people think they have missing hours in their lives. There is evidence that some have been subjected to surgical procedures. Eventually, a crew member turns up dead. It all culminates in a spookily played scene in the holodeck where Riker, Worf, and Geordi try to piece together foggy memories of having been ... somewhere. They remember being constrained in ... something. They slowly assemble these half-forgotten pieces into a simulated reconstruction until a strange operating table is sitting before them. It turns out they've all been kidnapped and returned by aliens from another dimension.
This episode basically takes the idea of 20th-century humans claiming to be abducted and experimented on by aliens and ports it into 24th-century Starfleet. That's a neat quasi-meta narrative trick when you think about it: The premise becomes strangely novel precisely because it doesn't seem like it should be applied to characters who are already on Star Trek.
Eventually, the crew devises a way for Riker to be abducted to the alien realm without being forced into unconsciousness, so he can stay awake and rescue a missing crew member. The aliens are strange and make clicking sounds. Sure, they look like guys wearing robes and Halloween masks, but I can't much complain. The lighting is dark and strange. The mood is bizarre and atmospheric. "Schisms" ends on a note of Unsolved Mystery. Since it seems inspired by an episode of the TV show with that name, that's appropriate.

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25 comments on this review
Always like this episode. I remember as a kid having nightmares as a result of it.
Surprised no one has ripped this idea off for a horror movie.
btw, nothing new but why so hard on voyager? It has the best overall cast of characters in the franchise. Even if there is wasted potential story wise....
Yeah, I guess I won't be playing mass effect...
Another episode, of which I cannot remember the name, had Geordi reconstructing a scene on the holodeck and then starting to turn into a shadow creature thingie. THAT reconstruction was brilliantly done and had lots of menace.
This one was so stupid I lost interest. But still a relatively enjoyable episode.
This is one of the season's few good offerings. The pacing, mood, acting (one character who continually got better written and performed as the series went on was Riker) and commitment to the idea really sell.
@Ravo and Landon : Nerd-Alert Warning to the following (my nerdiness not yours) :
Method 1 (ranks):
Picard (4) > Janeway (3) > Kirk (2) > Sisko (1) > Archer (0)
Spock (4) > Riker (3) > Kira (2) > Chakotay (1) > T'Pol (0)
The Doctor (5) > Bones (4) > Pulaski (3) > Crusher (2) > Phlox (1) > Bashir (0)
Data (1) > 7of9 = Odo (0) [that's a tough category]
O'Brien (4) > Torres (3) > Trip (2) > LaForge (1) > Scotty (0)
Sato (4) > Uhura (3) > Troi (2) > Kes (1) > Ezri (0)
Sulu (3) > Paris (2) > Ro (1) > Mayweather (0)
Guinan (3) > Quark (2) > Neelix (1) > Chef (0)
Dukat (3) > Q (2) > Kahn (1) > Borg Queen (0)
Tuvok (5) > Worf (TNG) (4) > Worf (DS9) (3) > Reed (2) Chekov (1) > Yar (0)
Nog (3) > Naomi (2) > Wesley (1) > Jake (0)
Jadzia (2) > Kim (1) > Rand (0)
Garek (1) > Seska (0)
Totals :
TOS : 18
*TNG : 26
DS9 : 21
VOY : 24
ENT : 9
Method 2 (Same as above, using only categories in which all may participate :
TOS : 14
*TNG : 19
DS9 : 10
VOY : 18
ENT : 9
Method 3 ( / 10) :
TOS : Kirk (8), Spock (10), Bones (7), Scotty (3), Uhura (5), Sulu (6), Kahn (8), Chekov (2), Rand (1)
TNG : Picard (10), Riker (8), Data (10), Crusher (6), Pulaski (7), Troi (4), Ro (3), Guinan (8), Q (9), Worf (6), Wesley (4), Yar (1)
DS9 : Sisko (5), Kira (7), Odo (9), Bashir (3), O'Brien (9), Ezri (2), Quark (7), Dukat (9), Worf (6), Jake (1), Jadzia (4), Garek (10)
VOY : Janeway (9), Chakotay (3), Doc (10), 7of9 (9), Torres (7), Kes (3), Paris (5), Queen (6), Tuvok (8), Naomi (7), Kim (3), Seska (6), Neelix (5)
ENT : Archer (3), T'Pol (2), Phlox (5), Trip (6), Sato (8), Reed (3), Mayweather (1)
Averages for method
TOS : 5.6
*TNG : 6.3
DS9 : 6.0
VOY : 6.2
ENT : 4.0
In every method : TNG > VOY > DS9 > TOS > ENT
So It's something like
TNG/VOY > VOY/TNG > DS9/TOS > TOS/DS9 > ENT/ENT
It was fun to read, and though I don't quote get all the methodology, the rankings list were cool to peruse. This would be fun to discuss over some beers.
I've never understood the Pulaski hate. I like Dr Crusher, sure, but Pulaski's a better doctor and a more interesting character, not to mention, Diana Muldaur can act circles around McFadden.
Notice how episodes which feature Pulaski (like "Unnatural Selection" "The Icarus Factor" "Peak Performance" and [blehg] "Shades of Grey") are made more interesting by her presence (albeit in somewhat dull if not horrible episodes overall), whereas Beverly's good episodes (like "The Highground" "The Host" "Ethics") are good in spite of her, or work without her specific character as the centre.
Yay to beer and nerdgasms!
Since I'll not be outgeeked, or outbeered, I'll do my own /10 scores for regulars and all guests appearing enough to be semiregular...
TNG:
K'Ehleyr (10)
Picard (9)
Riker (8)
O'Brien (8)
Tomolok (8)
Jaxa (8)
Boothby (8)
Madred (8)
Worf (7)
Sarek (7)
Lursa/B'Etor (7)
Shelby (7)
Gowron (7)
Kmpec (7)
Ogawa (7)
Crusher (6)
Pulaski (6)
Data (6)
Q (6)
Guinan (5)
Vash (5)
LaForge (5)
Troi (5)
Kurn (5)
Necheyev (5)
Hugh (5)
Duras (4)
Yar (4)
Crystalline Entity (4)
Soong (4)
Lwaxana (4)
Wesley (3)
Lefler (3)
Lore (2)
Traveler (1)
Ro (1)
Alexander (1)
Barclay (0)
DS9:
Garak (10)
Weyoun (10)
Dukat (10)
Tain (9)
Martok (9)
Quark (9)
Odo (9)
Joseph (9)
Damar (8)
Ross (8)
Bashir (8)
O'Brien (8)
Yates (8)
Mila (8)
Kira (7)
Sisko (7)
Opaka (7)
Mora (7)
Gowron (7)
Ziyal (6)
Keiko (6)
Sloan (6)
Winn (5)
Molly (5)
Jadzia (5)
Rom (4)
Zek (4)
Shakaar (4)
Leeta (3)
Bareil (3)
She-Founder (3)
Nog (3)
Ezri (3)
Jake (2)
Ishka (2)
Prophets (1)
Brunt (1)
Eddington (1)
Pah-Wraiths (1)
Morn (1)
Vic (0)
VOY:
Janeway (8)
Torres (8)
Pel (8)
Lt. Paris (7)
Adm. Paris (7)
Seven (7)
Tuvok (7)
Suder (7)
8472 (7)
Chakotay (6)
Doctor (6)
Seska (6)
Harkins (6)
Wildman (5)
Carey (5)
Vorik (5)
Ayala (5)
Icheb (4)
Braxton (4)
Zimmerman (3)
Kim (3)
Kes (3)
Neelix (3)
Troi (3)
Culluh (2)
Chaotica (2)
Naomi (1)
Barkley (1)
Queen (0)
I think it comes down to her being Bones clone, and that's something many fans can't get over. Bit viewed on her own terms, I agree she's u much more interesting character than Crusher, not to mention that the actress is better too.
Check the end of the show. LaForge says his sensor modification is what attracted the abductors' attention. He might be wrong, but Riker didn't immediately say, "But I had already lost sleep for 3 days and flinched at Crusher's examination *before* you modified the sensors." Therefore, the parsimonious explanation is that Braga fouled up again.
Speaking of that sensor modification, it's done by running "warp energy" through the "EPS mains" on deck 4, which is nowhere near the warp coils, main engineering, the deflector dish, or the sensors. And when a "massive" explosion is detected, a wall diagram flashes a red light on deck 10, not deck 4. Worse, though, is the most laughable moment of the episode: Worf and Crusher calmly stroll toward the emergency.
By the way, the reason for the sensor modification is to map a globular cluster more quickly. The crew complains that it would take 3 days to map 10% of it. Is their time so valuable that they can't spend 30 days exploring a "vast" region of space? As it is, the modification speeds up the process by 25%, though this can't be the first time more efficient scanning would've been useful on a starship. Hard to believe nobody ever tried it before.
"I've never understood the Pulaski hate."
From what I've read, fans loved Data, and when a new character established herself as a Data-hater, the fans hated her. Me, I liked the way she shook up the ensemble and was a little disappointed when Crusher reappeared in "Evolution."
"janeway, the doctor, seven, tuvok, belanna......you give me a top 5 better"
I'll give you the Doctor, and I liked Tim Russ and even Jennifer Lien as actors, but none of the others are characters I'd want to spend time with. But this is entirely a matter of taste, as much as Elliott has tried to quantify it.
TNG was the best we can both agree on that :)
And whoever wrote Data's poetry is quite simply a genius, it's so perfect and funny XD
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