Star Trek: Enterprise



Air date: 5/14/2003
Teleplay by Hans Tobeason and Mike Sussman & Phyllis Strong
Story by Rick Berman & Brannon Braga
Directed by Roxann Dawson

Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan

"Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?" — Jonathan Mardukas, Midnight Run

In brief: A pedestrian and obvious main plot saddled with a shameless, obvious, and dumb, dumb, dumb subplot.

Just how many times can Jonathan Archer be kidnapped, captured, or thrown into a holding cell in a single season? With "Bounty," the answer is no less than four. He was held in a cell in "The Communicator," he was sent out on a prison ship in "Canamar," he was put on trial in "Judgment," and now he's captured by a Tellarite bounty hunter (hired by the Klingons to return him to Kronos after his escape from Rura Penthe) in this episode. I'm thinking the writers have played one plot card too many in regard to Archer being wrongly imprisoned. How many iterations do we need on this tired, tired device?

The main plot for "Bounty" is about a bounty hunter with a conscience. He wants his bounty payment, but he also begins to sympathize with his prisoner. The story follows an arc similar to the 1988 comedy Midnight Run. Archer is Jonathan Mardukas, the Tellarite bounty hunter is Jack Walsh, and the Klingons are Jimmy Serrano's crime syndicate. Unfortunately, "Bounty" is not a fraction as entertaining as Midnight Run, because that story (which itself was a formula) had priceless profane dialog, great deadpan comic timing, and a memorable chemistry between Robert De Niro and Charles Grodin. "Bounty" is simply going through the motions of a formula plot. Will the bounty hunter eventually let Archer go? Well, what do you think?

"Bounty" also has a subplot, in which T'Pol contracts a virus, or something, while on an away mission. This forces her and Phlox to be quarantined in the decontamination chamber until the virus is eradicated. It also triggers the premature onset of T'Pol's pon farr cycle, causing her to go into extreme sexual hyperdrive. "It's finally happened!" the trailers exclaim with glee. "T'Pol's in HEAT!" Please kill me now. Yep, that's what I've been WAITING to have "finally" happen on this series; I've been waiting and waiting and WAITING for the show where T'POL IS IN HEAT. Because, God knows, a show like that couldn't possibly have predictably dumb results. Are we going to see Jolene Blalock's Hot Bod [TM]? Is she going to slink around like a sex kitten in skimpy clothes and sweat and pant and moan? Gee, I wonder. Not that the trailers left any question. The ever-embarrassed Phlox, meanwhile, awkwardly tries to fend off the aggressive advances while the two are locked in decon. I'm thinking it's about time the producers just admit their eventual goal for a soft-core series on Cinemax: Star Trek: Decon Chamber. Gene would be proud.

The oh-so-clever spark within this plot device is that it's caused by a virus-of-the-week. This allows (a) the problem to be reduced to a technical point that can be easily solved by waiting rather than having anything that requires anybody making actual decisions, and (b) means that the writers can have T'Pol go through pon farr all over again at any future time of their choosing, since this one is artificially induced and therefore doesn't "count." Gee, I can't wait until next season when we get to do this story all over again, but for real!

And by the way: Since when does pon farr affect Vulcan women? Every previous reference in the Trek canon has said that the pon farr affects adult Vulcan males. The writers are once again tweaking if not rewriting Trek history for their own benefit (and, I suppose, for the benefit of horny teenage boys across the country who do not have access to Maxim). Suffice it to say, this plot is utterly shameless and brainless. It is about watching T'Pol go berserk with sex on the brain, and photographing her rubbing herself with gel (which in the plot has allegedly medicinal purposes — ha!). It's puerile camp from the IQ Vortex, and my reaction was one of groaning and eye-rolling.

Now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with sexual titillation, but there must also be a context and a purpose behind the content — otherwise it's just wannabe masturbation fodder. (And news flash to Paramount: On an 8/7c-airing show rated TV-PG, the operative word is "wannabe.") Unfortunately, there is no context here — none — assuming there's even any content. Of course, that may be the point if UPN's demographics targeting is any indication, but that's not why I watch the shows I watch. To UPN, it's not enough to have a Hot Chick on a show; the fact that there's a Hot Chick has to be rubbed in our faces at gunpoint. Subtlety is a lost virtue, and sex is no longer sex, but simply hollow marketing.

Nope, this subplot is just as dumb as the trailers make it look. The music tries to make this intense and aggressive, as if to say this is an awful ordeal forced upon T'Pol (which, by the way, it is — but it's the writers who are forcing it), but who are they kidding? This isn't tense or funny or anything else. It's campy juvenile sexploitation, contrived by an arbitrary sci-fi catalyst. Hey, I'd be all for seeing sexual situations on Star Trek, which has been far too sexless in the past, but I want to see it in a real-life sophisticated way that is relevant or thoughtful, not this lame-ass crap.

The Midnight Run plot fares a little better but is still way too recycled, obvious, recycled, predictable, and recycled. The Tellarite bounty hunter is named Skalaar (Jordan Lund), and he just wants to collect One Last Bounty so he'll have enough to Get Out of the Business. Then he can finally finance the opening of his coffee shop — er, I mean, buy back his cargo vessel and resume his life as a cargo ship captain. Archer plays the guilt card as frequently as he can to get Skalaar to soften and ultimately relent into releasing him. Meanwhile, Enterprise chases down Skalaar's ship to rescue Archer.

There's another bounty hunter here (Robert O'Reilly, who played TNG/DS9's Gowron) who also wants Archer, which would make him the Marvin Dorfler character, I suppose ... but are you really interested in this off-the-shelf plot? I can't say that I was. I suppose I should laud the fact that this episode follows up on "Judgment," but I have too many reservations. The point of Archer's escape in "Judgment" was that it was orchestrated via payoffs and corruption within the Klingon prison system itself. Now here we have the notion that Archer is the only person to have ever escaped Rura Penthe — which I severely doubt — and that the Klingons are willing to track him across light-years to get him back. I don't think this tracks; it misses the whole point of their system's corruption in "Judgment."

The show ends with the usual imagination-free phaser shootouts in the corridors, while the Enterprise exchanges fire with the Klingon ship. This hoary material isn't badly executed per se, but by this point I wasn't interested in it, because there's precious little in terms of surprise or suspense. The ruse put together by Archer and Skalaar is reasonably telegraphed, but it requires mediocre Klingon security to allow Archer every opportunity to free himself.

Skalaar is not an unsympathetic figure, but he also isn't too bright. He jumps through all these hoops for a payoff that is not what he expected so he can buy back a ship that no longer flies. You'd think he'd do his homework before working for the Klingons, whom he knows to be corrupt. Skalaar is no Jack Walsh.

After this, I'm thinking the writers need to post a rule on the brainstorming board that says, "No more Archer-in-jail shows." For that matter, I hope they also post a note that says, "No more T'Pol pon farr shows." After all, it's not like they can't or won't find plenty of other ways for Jolene Blalock to take off her clothes.

Next week: Something Real Bad happens to Earth, allegedly resulting in a dramatic new direction for the series. (Season finale.)

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18 comments on this review

Tue, Sep 25, 2007, 5:22pm (UTC -5)
Now you can not have your cake and not eat it too!

Archer: Argh! I'm in another jail cell!
T'Pol: This cell is radiating Pon Farr beams...wanna have sex?
Fri, Jul 11, 2008, 7:32pm (UTC -5)
And this, dear readers, is a large part of why there is no longer a UPN network. All of their programming (except for when they bought BTVS from the WB) was frickin' brain dead... like Spike TV, but more childish and less entertaining.
Marco P.
Mon, Mar 28, 2011, 2:18am (UTC -5)
Sad sad sad episode. As you said, a re-hash of the Archer-gets-kidnapped routine and then sexploitation at its weakest. Another pearl out of the oyster shell that are B&B. I wish they'd just freaking *** already.
Fri, Jul 6, 2012, 4:55pm (UTC -5)
I'll just post the notes I was making (yes I'm that sad, I was making notes as I went along - I don't always, but I kept forgetting what I wanted to talk about for the previous episode... which by the way was excellent):

Continuity? Ooooh. That's nice.

This is getting more and more like the pony fandom, where "plot" means "rear end". Which all stems from an image of rear ends and the caption "I watch it for the plot". Seemingly, in the eyes of the writers, this also applied to Enterprise's audience... *ahem* - anyhoof.
"Gene would be proud" says Jammer - to be fair he probably would :P
Nice, I suppose, that they threw in a bit of token equality by having a little bit of gel on Phlox. So women and bi/gay men did watch the show after all? Who'd have thunk it! How about better sights than Dr Neelix though?

"I'm getting too much interference from that decoy..."
"Then get rid of it?!"
Common sense finally coming into play here!

OMG, it's Gowron!!!! Still with the same eyes, too. O_________O you shall obey meeeeee

How many times do we have to do the Pon Farr?

Station looked like ruins of DS9 or something

Glad the doc remembered his ethics not to treat those who don't wish to be treated (temporarily)

Crappiest handcuffs ever AND with door unlocking device? OH COME ON this is sill----- oh wait, they were planted by the sympathetic bounty hunter guy. Had me going there (come on, after Voyager, the writers had trust to rebuild). Carry on!

Aaaand - the Doc didn't tell T'Pol that they _hadn't_ mated? But... why? Oh well whatever :P

To be honest, I found it entertaining enough, even if the sub(commander)plot (the brony in me giggles) was a bit gratuitous.
Thu, Aug 30, 2012, 4:27pm (UTC -5)
Wasn't Phlox the guy who shook his head over the prudish Tucker not to hump one of his wives in Stigma? Didn't he want to observe two crewmen mate in Strange New World? And now he suddenly feels " awkward" with seminaked women in the vicinity. They should have no only written their own scripts, but read the past scripts as well. What a disjoint couple of stories.
Sat, Feb 16, 2013, 11:15pm (UTC -5)
Compared to all the other problems with this episode, this one thing might not seem like that big of a deal but...

Archer escapes from the Klingon vessel in an escape pod. didn't we establish that they don't use escape pods back in the episode where a Klingon ship is trapped in the gas giant?
Thu, Feb 21, 2013, 7:34pm (UTC -5)
Ugh. I feel bad for Jolene. Now I understand where her "tits and ass" rant came from. Berman and Braga should be ashamed of themselves.

And it would be nice if Archer would grow a pair and stop making friends with everyone who kicks his ass. I rate this zero stars, for being both offensive and grating.
Sun, Jun 22, 2014, 2:58pm (UTC -5)
I think one and a half stars was generous. Must have been coasting on the success of the last few shows. What a cringefest. I agree with just about everything already said and what I find even more disapointing is that Roxanne Dawson directed this episode. I understand she didnt' write the material but geesh. Maybe that was why there were so many shots of T'Pol's legs vice breasts, the director was trying to be 'respectful'.
Thu, Jul 10, 2014, 9:56pm (UTC -5)
Oh come on. I can't be the only male, post-adolecent trekkie that doesn't find Jolene Blalock + Decon gel hard to look at. Not all trekkies are sexless prudes.
Sun, Feb 8, 2015, 4:13pm (UTC -5)
My usual plan is to watch the episode and then pop over here to read the review and the comments. However, I came to the review in the middle of the episode. T'Pol crawling over Reed and asking him, "How long as it been? Since you....mated. *purrrrrr*" was just too freakin' much. My eyes hurt from all the rolling they had done in this episode.

Seriously, was this thing written by a 14 year old boy? Or a group of 14 year old boys? this is sad. And seriously, this ranks as one of the WORST Trek episodes ever, in my opinion. Yes, worse than "A Night In Sickbay". It's on par with "Spock's Brain" and "Threshold".

Just a sad waste of time, characters, and an episode.
Mon, Mar 16, 2015, 1:15am (UTC -5)
On a lighter note, however, I would say that it was nice to see the Tellarites in an episode. I mean, the are supposedly one of the four founding races of the Federation. So... about time they showed up.
W Smith
Thu, Jun 4, 2015, 1:38pm (UTC -5)
Wow, that was a rather crass and crude episode. Never heard that Vulcan females get the ponn farr. I'm so tired of Archer making friends with people who abuse him. And to say he's the only one who has ever escaped Rura Penthe is laughable when all they did was bribe Klingon guards. Can't imagine that no one has done that before. Episodes like this one are why people tuned out Enterprise in season two and ST eventually went off the air for good presumably.
Tue, Jan 19, 2016, 11:11pm (UTC -5)
At the end, T'Pol seems to not remember anything that happened. Do Vulcans typically not remember what happens during their pon farr? Seems inefficient and illogical.
Tue, Jan 19, 2016, 11:14pm (UTC -5)

Agreed on the Tellarites. I think the reimagined look of the Tellarite species is probably the best of the series.
Fri, Feb 19, 2016, 12:10pm (UTC -5)
I like titillation, including with T'Pol, and a T'Pol Pon Farr story could be good but this was insultingly dumb.
Diamond Dave
Sat, Apr 23, 2016, 4:03pm (UTC -5)
'Bounty', in which Archer gets kidnapped and T'Pol gets the horn. And yes, it is as bad as it sounds.

The A-story is just utterly dull and without any redeeming factors, but at least it is not as actively crass as the B-story. I suppose it was inevitable we got a T'Pol pon farr story (even if you have to bend the canon to do it), but this was the Porky's of pon farr stories. Only not funny like Porky's. Ah well, after a decent run of solid episodes we're back to 1 star.
Thu, Oct 20, 2016, 11:15am (UTC -5)
Sigh, we had a pretty darn good run of episode there and then boom.... we get this.

While seeing T'Pol in her undies hitting on Phlox had it's comedic moments, I remember watching and feeling bad for Jolene and John for that matter.

... and I don't think this was B&B ... I believe reading somewhere that this episode was made to satisfy the brass at UPN wanting more T&A stuff to help ratings. (I could be wrong of course)

I enjoyed Jordan Lund as Skalaar, but the story was pretty weak and we again get Archer looking for a get out of jail card. Been there, done that.... a couple times. Don't need to go there again.

So.... now we know that female Vulcan's go through pon-farr. (or maybe we don't as this might have just been a chemically induced state) Wonder if the male gets to preside over a battle to the death of two females, to classic Star Trek music. :-)

I usually skip this one.

1 star.
Sat, Nov 26, 2016, 9:35pm (UTC -5)
For those of you that enjoy the T&A, there is a nice view of T'Pol's white undies (and possibly more) at the end when Phlox awakens her and starts to explain what happened. It's when she first sits up.

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